Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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