It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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