if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Dicks are not precious.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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