glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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