their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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