did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You've changed since you got that strap on
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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