what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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