I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Enjoy the penises
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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