Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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