I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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