Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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