Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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