I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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