nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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