how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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