How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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