I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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