make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize