Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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