smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Michael Bay diarrhea
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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