i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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