I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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