Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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