so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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