would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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