I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
