I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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