I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
