There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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