This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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