My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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