Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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