well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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