Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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