Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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