you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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