it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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