Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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