drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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