I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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