So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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