And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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