I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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