just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Randomize
