oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
