You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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