We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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