he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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