can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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