Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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