remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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