is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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